Lady, it’s ok. You can just tell people you’re into watersports. Anyone who’d judge you for that isn’t a friend anyway. You don’t have to pretend it’s woo-woo medicine.
No pissposting in our shitposting community! 😡⛔️
We need pissposting community now
Shitposts being entirely funny/troll garbage and pissposting being like an almost good post that has a fakeout ending?
Yeah something like that
If you meet a urine angel, then you know urine heaven.
She’s taking the piss with this one.
That looks like Evan Rachel Wood
Pisspost
I slather shit in my armpits, usually masks the urine smell.
Ancient problems require ancient solutions.
Most of urine’s benefits can actually be attributed to reducing stress by not thinking.
Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.
If you’re a bird it’s really both.
Cloaca posting.
One hole to rule them all
Great porno title
I love my new all-purpose hole! Keeps life simple 😊
It cut my toilet roll expenses in half!
She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.
If it’s acid/salt that helps with a zit I’d rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar
Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face… There is no other way.
Roger that. Laying down now!
But what if I’ve got a buddy who’s interested in helping?
Do I have to do all the thinking around here?? Piss in their hand and then let them rub that on your face
Directions unclear. Now I have a bunch of piss filled water balloons and no more friends.
No, this good. Now go to a park or college campus and initiate a fun water balloon fight
we simply just don’t have the technology yet
Your comment made me proper laugh this morning, thanks.
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Doesn’t work. I’ve been rubbing salt and vinegar potato chips on my face every day for a week, and my acne has never been worse!
Honestly, if you get athelete’s foot, piss on your feet in the shower.
More fast acting than tinactin. Again, not joking. I suffered for months until I got that tip from a paraplegic who was an athlete previously.
Worked like a damn charm. I miss that dude.
And he could do pull-ups like it was no thing. It was amazing to watch him get out of bed.
But anyhow, pee on your feet in the shower if you have athlete’s foot. Instant relief, and cures. Pissy Life Pro Tip.
Athletes foot is super easily treated by OTC meds if you can’t clear it it’s probably because your shoes are colonized by the fungus
Piss in the shoes, got it.
Or you can be a poor kid with one pair of shoes who instead pissed on his feet to condemn the fungus like God jazz hands intended.
I’m fairly certain it’s a base, not an acid, since the urea and uric acid break down into ammonia. Do you have more information? I’m not saying you’re wrong about the effects, (if anything a base would be even worse) but I thought the caustic nature was why urine was traditionally used in leather tanning.
The PH of your urine can vary. Urine is also not sterile, so you are introducing waste products, bacteria, and salts directly into your skin holes. The urea concentration isn’t especially high at 2%, compared with topical solutions that start at 5%. CeraVe and Eucarin both have a product with urea in them.
You are right, in that urea does break down into ammonia. So aged urine was used to tan hides, since the ammonia would break down the leftover fatty tissue/grease, and loosen all the hair and fibers.
So, since this is specifically aged urine that she’s spraying on her scalp…
Insert Nathan Fillion speechless gif
Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges
Meme stolen.
Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name “Fuller” was their trade.
The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling
Now would I do this to my own hair or the the “fulling” job? Never.
Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.
Edit: Fuller, Tucker, and Walker are all surnames suggesting your ancestors worked in piss.
Gonna enjoy a nice big tumbler of Johnny Walker later
Not that kind of piss…
There was a dude that used to frequent the bar I worked in with the last name Fuller. We used to say he was fuller shit because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up. If we saw him coming we would run, because the first bartender he started talking to was going to be stuck there for at least two hours listening to him ramble about his whisky collection.
The man was a hoarder and an alcoholic, once bragged about how he hid $30k worth of whisky uber his baby’s crib so his wife wouldn’t find it. And that’s basically the gist of his rants, but they were unending.
This news put a smile on my face.
Fuller was the name of the kid who seemed proud of pissing the bed in Home Alone.
Have humans also been rinsing it clean afterward for thousands of years? If anyone is just spritzing this into their hair that’s…… gag.
Problem with that is that she might be aiming primarily for reversing greying and that… it will not do.
age
and smelling like aged urine.
It was used to tan leather, too.
Use your neighbors Urine then.
Stale urine, known as wash or lant, was a source of ammonium salts and assisted in cleansing and whitening the cloth and having its fibers intertwined.
Doesn’t seem to help in ‘softening’ or ‘making it more full’?
That seems like such a brutal job.
