Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.
Silly goose.
Yeez Louise calm down
no u
10/10 shitpost
Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.
As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I’m not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.
Pulls out uno reverse card
I’m rubber you’re glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
You know it’s a powerful spell because it rhymes.
I know you are, but what am I?
- Shut up!
- Why don’t you make me?
- I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
Waffle sugar cone
Weather boy
Now look here you leaking Tide Pod…
Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?
