Golly! Harsh!
Lint licker cootie queen
What the French toast!?
It’s a reference to a popular commercial for orbit chewing gum.
https://youtu.be/Bxmkiy9txBE?is=JZWPkenpPdE7OKJS
Kinda old. Still funny.
What happened to just shaking your head and a thumbs down?
Silly goose.
Yeez Louise calm down
no u
googooboy
idiotface
molass-ass
Sad this post missed the most devastating one of all: “You’re basic”.
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?
I’m not your pal, guy
I’m not your guy, bro.
The jerk store called, they’re running outta you.
You’re such a big loser that if there was a competition to determine the world’s biggest loser, you’d come in second.
Pulls out uno reverse card
I know you are, but what am I?
- Shut up!
- Why don’t you make me?
- I don’t make monkeys, I just train em!
I’m rubber you’re glue, everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
You know it’s a powerful spell because it rhymes.
Your house looks like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.
As of this last week, that’s my new favorite.
Where did you get those suits? From the toilet store?
Actually, Losertown has a great school system and some lovely farmer’s markets
My goto:
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
