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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squaregastroglizzy@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43·7 hours agoMy favorite is, “Why don’t you make like a tree and go fuck yourself?”
minus-squareFreshLight@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 hours agoThis one’s really good since some trees can self-pollinate.
My favorite is, “Why don’t you make like a tree and go fuck yourself?”
This one’s really good since some trees can self-pollinate.