- Don’t like it
Done
One of the only few valid reasons.
waaait… 5.?
You had a big meal and are just too full. Just no more room in your stomach for a single bite (or drop, sorry) of more food!
How big the dessert have to be to not fit while being full-full??? If my partner would provide me meal big enough that would matter… why would I get 1st meal at all?!
LMAO
Imagine eating just your partner’s cum tho…that would be something :3
Reminds me of a horrible copy pasta story about an octopus
WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT STUPID GREENTEXT
… I’m curious. What is it
Answer that makes your day worse:
A guy saying he’d violently de-beak an octopus, so it couldn’t eat on its own anymore, and only offer his penis, so that the octopus would learn to suck him off as its only source of food.
Worst article ever.
I’d only say don’t swallow if you have disphagia, but then you can count on simply thick Jhon to thicken your load








