ShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago10 reasons to never ruleNSFWlemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up137file-text
arrow-up137image10 reasons to never ruleNSFWlemmy.blahaj.zoneShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square11fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareShadowOfMiisha (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 days agoLMAO Imagine eating just your partner’s cum tho…that would be something :3
minus-squareSailorFuzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agoReminds me of a horrible copy pasta story about an octopus
minus-squareTurret3857@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoWHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT STUPID GREENTEXT
minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day ago Answer that makes your day worse: A guy saying he’d violently de-beak an octopus, so it couldn’t eat on its own anymore, and only offer his penis, so that the octopus would learn to suck him off as its only source of food.
LMAO
Imagine eating just your partner’s cum tho…that would be something :3
Reminds me of a horrible copy pasta story about an octopus
WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT STUPID GREENTEXT
… I’m curious. What is it
Answer that makes your day worse:
A guy saying he’d violently de-beak an octopus, so it couldn’t eat on its own anymore, and only offer his penis, so that the octopus would learn to suck him off as its only source of food.