AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前Gotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up137
arrow-up137imageGotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 天前message-square82fedilink
minus-squarewhalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 天前You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
minus-squaredanciestlobster@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up50·3 天前I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 天前I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 天前I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
minus-squarepressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 天前Masturbating for long periods of time.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 天前a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
minus-squareMrOtingocni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 天前The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 天前Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
Spoken like a true gooner 😭
What is gooning?
I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
Masturbating for long periods of time.
a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
Edging
The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.