First of all, if I had a pizza joint he’d be hired immediately (pineapple on pizza is fine, but it’s something you should do in a private place, like masturbating)
Secondly, I like anchovies on my pizza and I’m not a ninja turtle, so do whatever you want with my opinion.
Fun tip: if you find yourself at a pizza joint that serves pineapple pizza, ask if they can also add anchovies as well. If they say “no, we don’t carry anchovies”, that’s your cue to bring out the can of which you brought along, peel that stinky bastard open, sit it on the table with grace & prestige and say with a condescending tone “It’s fine, I brought my own…”
I nod at anchovy man from across the room in respect at his principled stance but he notices there’s pineapple on my pizza (not even ham along with it) and he walks over to call me a pervert to my face. The fish stink on him knocks me out and i have to eat my pizza the next day as leftovers, at home. another win for anchovies.
You don’t understand roleplaying, one doesn’t get to choose how people react. You aren’t the dungeon master. Nobody is, in real life. That’s partially why being weird is so fun.
First of all, if I had a pizza joint he’d be hired immediately (pineapple on pizza is fine, but it’s something you should do in a private place, like masturbating)
Secondly, I like anchovies on my pizza and I’m not a ninja turtle, so do whatever you want with my opinion.
Fun tip: if you find yourself at a pizza joint that serves pineapple pizza, ask if they can also add anchovies as well. If they say “no, we don’t carry anchovies”, that’s your cue to bring out the can of which you brought along, peel that stinky bastard open, sit it on the table with grace & prestige and say with a condescending tone “It’s fine, I brought my own…”
I nod at anchovy man from across the room in respect at his principled stance but he notices there’s pineapple on my pizza (not even ham along with it) and he walks over to call me a pervert to my face. The fish stink on him knocks me out and i have to eat my pizza the next day as leftovers, at home. another win for anchovies.
You don’t understand roleplaying, one doesn’t get to choose how people react. You aren’t the dungeon master. Nobody is, in real life. That’s partially why being weird is so fun.
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Can?! Heresy, anchovies should come in a jar!
I dare you to whisper “anchovies in a jar” into my ear.
Warning: I’m fully aroused now
I scoot closer. It’s not a bench, so I fall out of my chair. With a hand reaching upwards, I ask you to try to whisper it louder.
Where’s the line, though? Isn’t a loud “whisper” just your normal voice with more breath than tone?