I could really do without the random math quizzes everyday at 6am.
“Hey dad, when I’m your age how old will you be? Ok how old will my sister be? Will papa be alive and how old will he be?”
My responses: “I’ll probably be dead. She’ll be 4 years older than you. Papa might not make it another year because he eats like garbage has diabetes and heart issues.”
I could really do without the random math quizzes everyday at 6am.
“Hey dad, when I’m your age how old will you be? Ok how old will my sister be? Will papa be alive and how old will he be?”
My responses: “I’ll probably be dead. She’ll be 4 years older than you. Papa might not make it another year because he eats like garbage has diabetes and heart issues.”
“Will I get diabetes?”
“Dude I just want to finish making this coffee.”
“What’s the biggest number?”
“Jesus Christ”