• EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    4 days ago

    Do I have to wear a bald cap too for the 10 weeks of treatment to ‘cure’ my depression or am I better off shaving my head?

    • Mandarbmax@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      4 days ago

      There is no treatment that can permanently increase the volume of your farts, although the nation’s top scientists are working round the clock to help the folically inclined among us. You must shave your head and continue to wear the device