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    2 days ago

    I am a chef.

    There are three foods. Pasta, soup, meat.

    That’s all. This is the truth. Try to prove me wrong.

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        2 days ago

        Hot pocket is a pasta.

        Cheese is a meat. Milk is the flesh of a creature, so it is meat. Therefore all cheese is meat.

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        2 days ago

        You have stepped directly into my trap card.

        Rice. Soup of the thinnest broth.

        Bread. Clearly a meat. You take the flesh of a being to make this. Clear as day. Most meat goes through processes to enhance flavor, make it easier to digest and a big component is texture and fat content.

        Any vegetables? What are we doing with them? Boiling them into a soup? Steaming them in a soup? Frying them in a soup? We could also take their flesh and engage in processes to make it easier to digest?