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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

"Can I open those for you, ma'am?"

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • moncharleskey@lemmy.zip
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    So if I’m following you correctly, you bring a bottle to a restaurant and pay them to pull the cork and I guess give you glasses?

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      It’s a fee for them to serve the drinks you supplied on their premises. You don’t get to use their premises and wait staff for free just because you supplied the drinks.

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      Going to the restaurant you pay the most for the place simply existing in time, space and rent.

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      And chill and decant if they’re fancy.

      Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.

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        The absolute BALLS you need to go into a place that likely has a dress code and slam a box of wine on the table when they ask what you’d like to drink.

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          I almost want to do it now.

          Not even use a glass, just hoist the bitch up above my head and drink right from the spout.

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            No need to be uncivilized. Bring your finest solo cups.

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          I’m in, there’s some under rated box wines out there.

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        A charge to cork it and one to de-cork.

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        That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.

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      I know people that have really nice wine glasses and they bring their own to a restaurant.

      So I guess it’s possible that some people bring their own wine and glass.

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      Not always, it’s just a fee for brining your own wine.

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      Correct

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