*throws the Joker against wall* Batman: Dammit, Joker, you did it, didn’t you?! *Joker laughs hysterically* Joker: Heehee, yes I did! *Batman looks smugly at the mirror* Cop: Damn, he’s good.
How to be the World’s Greatest Detective: Make sure all the criminals in your city have a personal grudge against you, leave obvious calling cards, or both.
*A giant green question mark emblazoned over the decapitated body* Batman: Hrmm. No pulse. Gordon:: It looks like it’s the Rid- Batman: Let’s not jump to any conclusions, Commissioner! *Riddler drives past, frisbee’s a business card with his home address on it. Batman catches it without looking* Batman: I’ll need to take this to the billion-dollar crime lab built under my ma- uh, bat cave. Gordon: This city owes you so much, Batman. Batman: I know.
Is Batman known for his good interrogations?
Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy. He can’t feel the next- *Batman breaking fingers* See?
*throws the Joker against wall*
Batman: Dammit, Joker, you did it, didn’t you?!
*Joker laughs hysterically*
Joker: Heehee, yes I did!
*Batman looks smugly at the mirror*
Cop: Damn, he’s good.
How to be the World’s Greatest Detective: Make sure all the criminals in your city have a personal grudge against you, leave obvious calling cards, or both.
*A giant green question mark emblazoned over the decapitated body*
Batman: Hrmm. No pulse.
Gordon:: It looks like it’s the Rid-
Batman: Let’s not jump to any conclusions, Commissioner!
*Riddler drives past, frisbee’s a business card with his home address on it. Batman catches it without looking*
Batman: I’ll need to take this to the billion-dollar crime lab built under my ma- uh, bat cave.
Gordon: This city owes you so much, Batman.
Batman: I know.
Future Bruce Wayne learned to do most of his questioning during a scene transition. That seems to be the most effective method.
Batman:
##WHERE IS IT!?!
Bad guy:
*cries, pisses pants*