I have been using Linux as my daily driver for quite some time (around 5-6 years) and usually manage to get whatever needs to be done. However, I now wish to learn it in a more structured manner, which includes understanding utilities and the workings of Linux. What resources should I look out for?
You can probably pay for a dishwasher.
Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?
You can put it in the dishwasher to clean it. Just make sure to dry it and oil it a bit afterwards, otherwise it will rust. In most countries, this is covered by structured teaching in chemistry, contained within the concept of ”school”.
I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?
Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.
Hello, I’ve been trying to reach you about our Online University where we Teach Hammer 4 You. Plz run this executable and click ok on all the popups.
Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.
Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?
Oh no, thank you for your intetest in our course, unfortunately we’re ransomware and not a University. Haha.
Plz send butcoin to 0x2fa4u8008 or i delete you computer
You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.
Ahhh! Laws, my only weakness…