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    1 day ago

    God: Saul, why didn’t you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?

    Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh… I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later

    God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.