People learning how to find the printer G spot while still being clueless of the female or male G spot lol
Thanks HP. Not only are you the worst with your drivers and what you’ve done to the inkjet market writ large, but now, regular maintenance of your laser printers requires a robot prostate exam. Thanks. I hate it.
I the printer requires me to stick my hand into it, it won’t be a printer for long. That’s what the- hey, where did my gun go.
I’m a printer and can confirm it does feel good.

Put your hand in this box, Paul
No, it’s just like us - We all need it but nobody cares until we break down and then it’s just easier to replace us.
The daily depresso was brought to you by the general state of things, this message has been approved by a chronically depressed person.
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Good ol’ Brother printers.
What are you doing step-brother printer?
It’s the CMYK spot.
I can’t believe that’s a real illustration
Well it probably isnt soooo
I’m looking right at it
Must mean that it probably is
But I’m looking at something else
Upon closer inspection, appears to be an illustration.
Couldn’t confirm, could be deep in some PDF manual
How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.
I did it for you! ChatGPT thinks it’s SFW although the image contains innuendo. It should not be considered as lewd.
So that’s pretty boring…
My guys has proper technique as well , middle 2 fingers, slightly curled upwards
that’s why cartridges don’t last
Squirming and squirting
They have tools for this mate, in both use cases








