It’s the hot new social media site, Shitter.
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Edit: How’s this instead?
The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
The obvious reason is they’ve had enough of your shit.
I’m a fuckin weirdo I’d love to send my shit stats to my friends
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
Thanks! I’m a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
