[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals

[floating brain] I’m the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later

[floating Marx head] I’m the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone

[floating Garfield head] I’m the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going

[green stares neutrally]

[green then has a deranged smile]

[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]

[brain facepalms]

[Marx facepalms]

[Garfield is elongated]

https://thebad.website/comic/every_fucking_time

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    Mondays are surplus suffering.

    A reminder that even the concept of rest has been appropriated by the ruling class.

    Seize the means of awakening on your own time.