[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals
[floating brain] I’m the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later
[floating Marx head] I’m the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone
[floating Garfield head] I’m the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going
[green stares neutrally]
[green then has a deranged smile]
[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]
[brain facepalms]
[Marx facepalms]
[Garfield is elongated]
Oh my god
It was the garf all along
This has “imsorryjon” vibes.
If you’ve eaten event slightly more than half of it, then clearly whatever is left isn’t enough for a second meal so might as well polish it off.
I once did a BOGO footlong deal at Subway and ate both. It still haunts me.
I’d like some clarification about how the Karl Marx part of my brain feels about Mondays.
Mondays are surplus suffering.
A reminder that even the concept of rest has been appropriated by the ruling class.
Seize the means of awakening on your own time.
I have never connected to my inner garfield before, but maybe I should give him a chance. Surely it would give me the chance to ramp up my lasagna consumption.
But now you hate Mondays!
If I eat more now, I won’t need to eat as much later. Is this not how it works?
Sometimes you just need that instant gratification and also to just lay on the couch for an hour later.
I read that as instant garfification
Everything in this comic is a cake pop to my brain.
