[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals
[floating brain] I’m the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later
[floating Marx head] I’m the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone
[floating Garfield head] I’m the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going
[green stares neutrally]
[green then has a deranged smile]
[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]
[brain facepalms]
[Marx facepalms]
[Garfield is elongated]
I’d like some clarification about how the Karl Marx part of my brain feels about Mondays.
Mondays are surplus suffering.
A reminder that even the concept of rest has been appropriated by the ruling class.
Seize the means of awakening on your own time.