ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago$1,000 richerlemmy.worldimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1979
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minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoPay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoA thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
minus-squareChivera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou’re offering holes? Where’s the line
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWell, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.
Anybody offering?
Pay me and I’ll gladly offer a verbal beatdown.
A thousand bucks? No, sorry, but I do have other things that could help. Holes that could be filled in your life.
You’re offering holes? Where’s the line
Well, I keep trying to get people to pour habanero juice on themselves before blocking my windpipe, but no one wants to try it. Something about sensitive skin.