My dad got me a kangaroo scrotum beer opener so I got him a wooden dick beer opener

It looks still to me

I had to Google what it’s a tu ally supposed to be but it’s just supposed to be a dick. Common in Greek for whatever reasons.

Also common in the Finnish army, to whittle dicks from sticks when you’re on guard duty. Google leirikyrpä to see some

“Handmade”