• SapientLasagna@lemmy.ca
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      17 hours ago

      If taking a two year old to the beach is any indication, it’ll make you poop sand for a day or two. Sounds rough and coarse and irritating, of course, but maybe supposed to do more?

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        15 hours ago

        I was trying to come up with a new colloquial phrase for visiting the pearly gates permanently. I say visiting because only rich assholes are gates. The rest of us can only watch from outside.