let’s see, girls, boys, cars, pizza, rock, roll, spicy food, the couch cushion… Maybe it would be quicker to name what doesn’t turn me on?

Fine do that.

Well I was at my grandmother’s funeral and went in the bathroom and saw this weird sludge on the ground, got gotta say, didn’t feel a thing.

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Just the sludge?

Yeah that’s it.

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What about your grandmother’s funeral?

Well, why do you think I was in the bathroom.

OH MY GOD!

What not to do it, to calm down.

BBBBBBUT WHY?!

I don’t know it was just the music I guess.

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