I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey’s fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I’m literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.
I bought Halloween candy for my ungrateful Uber riders and finally realized I hate Hershey’s fucking chocolate. But still, it was FREE CANDY IN A GOLD SPARKLY SKULL, ASSHOLES. I’m literally playing vintage Halloween music, what is WRONG with you joyless dicks.
GOLD SPARKLY SKULL? WARE?
Dollar Tree.
No, no, wait for it…
For fucking FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS. PLEASE try to tell me this isn’t a failing empire.