QA turnover:
“Alright looks like everyone is a go-”
Dev: “Hold on, wait a minute. We may have found something.”
everyone waiting, wtf is happening
Dev: “Yeah we just found a new bug and we can replicate it, we’re a no go until this bug is fixed.”
“Well alrighty then, good meeting everyone.”

Ouch, this one hits hard!

a software

Nope. That’s like saying “a health”.