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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago

Anon is dehydrated

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Anon is dehydrated

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Anon WAS dehydrated.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    2 hours later, anon vomits up poopy water.

    • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 months ago

      why did you comment this

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it

    Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate

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      it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised and without treatment is fucked

      • Shayeta@feddit.org
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        Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!

        • hobovision@mander.xyz
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          If the bidet is pushing the water into your colon you either need to use lower pressure or do some butthole exercises to seal that fucker up.

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          …how high are you setting the pressure on that thing?

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            Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.

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