Its ok though, we had to get rid of popup headlights because “oh no pedestrian safety”. But classify fucking everything as a light truck and you can do whatever the fuck you want.

And just like on the Titanic, those in third class are locked behind closed doors as the water rises.

sometimes you can just palpably feel the cocaine exuding from early 2000s corp ceo’s

What, the ODOT logo?

Nobody accused government agencies of being good marketing agencies…

And totalled my 1969 Oldsmobile 98!!!

for those confused or otherwise out of the loop: yes. They nuked a whale. With half a ton of TNT.

https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/articles/florence_whale_explosion/

finance bros suddenly discovering the laws of physics: 😮

License plate cameras will soon discover rapid unscheduled disassembly

“iTs NoT a PaYmEnT iTs A pRiVaTe InVeStMeNt FuNd”

I’ve already had like 10 bots parrot this. Yeah and where do you think private investors are gonna magically come up with the GDP of a developing country on the spot to fix the damage caused by the US government?? Lmfao

fucking rip to the eleventy billion roku smart TVs out there

The commissioner pointed out that he’s not in charge of the decision to use Flock cameras

But he had to approve the capital expenditure to purchase them. Thats how almost all local government budgets work- normal operations are appropriated in a full budget and individual capex outside of that budget is approved project by project.

incredibly based fuck ml

Seems like a legit mistake. Phones get bin sorted at distribution warehouses, either a display model accidentally got returned from a store and binned in gen pop, or an incorrectly provisioned one slipped thru production. All display case devices are probably scheduled for an auto wipe and reprovision on a weekly schedule to keep them fresh and snappy for potential customers.

I’ve seen way worse supplier fuckups happen in multiple other industries…

Those politicians are OK with banning boobs, cuz the models they prefer to look at haven’t grown any yet.

Fellow bisexual 🤝

Here on Lemmy, not many.

Its about 75% of the world though.

least deranged ML user

oh my god yes please crash

sync it up with global oil stocks running out at the same time for maximum funny

Pish posh. The CIA would N E V E R run assassinations and clandestine operations against US citizens on home soil!

Yes, but think about it like you’re a Chinese manufacturing engineer with only basic electronics education. You COULD do that design, build out the pcb, custom tool it to fit your plastic housing, etc etc… Or you could go to the manufacturer down the street who already makes pre designed voltage reg MCU’s on a board and spend like, 20 minutes in an IDE to code the specific voltage levels and button presses.

When production volume and turnaround time is the only things that matter in this shovel waste crap, “wasting” silicon is less expensive financially than building out the optimal solution.