Two critically hurt after attack on walking trail in British Columbia as police and conservation officers search for bear
Canadian school violence is way cooler.
Cuter and fuzzier.
In sure some of those school shooters are adorable or extremely scruffy. Just by law of large numbers.
But I’d rather be able to say my best friend died to a grizzly bear during senior prom, rather than an asshole who watched so much maga slop he started crying constantly and shot them for being a specific traceable flavor to the week subcultural scapegoat on a live leaked video that a bunch of middle aged Nazis masturbate to for years afterwards.
The grizzly bear has more of a timeless quality. The girl who lost her best friend to a grizzly bear coukd be like a precolumbian indigenous kid from like a morality tale, or someone a bit rural who survived and got a prosthetic limb with subscription micro transaction app integration and monofilament endoscope.
You can’t really beat that timeless cool of getting mauled to death by a bear.
Why did you write this
I wrote a long explanation, but the short answer was about three thousand words before I deleted it, and basically reads as ‘you couldn’t possibly understand’.
So I think we’re on about the same page here.
