There were a lot of good things that happened, but a lot of things I wouldn’t mind having have skipped.

  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol
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    14 hours ago

    It’s underground, how would a bird with a bagel get in there?

    I heard it was an inside job, the bagel was already there at the facility! Then it was a piece of cake, or a whole bagel for a ferret that ran off with it into the particle collider - Where it got fried!

    Maybe it got collided into a ferretbagelmonster in another timeline/parallel universe?