• Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    1 hour ago

    The experience of managing a consumer-grade LAN appliance:

    Open web browser

    Start typing 192.168.0.1

    It auto-inserts 192.168.0.12 because that’s the IP address of your NAS, and you’ve logged into it to adjust something at some point in the last six months. You register it has done this as you’re releasing the Enter key.

    click Back.

    Type the IP address again, this time carefully deleting the 2 it oh so helpfully inserted.

    Wait 3 to 5 business weeks while the 16-bit ARM microcontroller they put in these things serves a web page like old people fuck. It loads to a completely useless stats page that has no information that anyone has ever needed to know.

    Click LAN Setup.

    Wait 3 to 5 business weeks while the 16-bit ARM microcontroller they put in these things serves a web page like old people fuck.

    Parse the wall of acronyms before you, click the link that says DHCP.

    Wait 3 to 5 business weeks while the 16-bit ARM microcontroller they put in these things serves a web page like old people fuck.

    It continues in that fashion until you get what you need done or your network stops working and you have to get a pen and press the Reset button on the back of the device.