You think you picked your linux distro? wrong. it picked you. from the emotional support of linux mint to the eldritch rituals of gentoo, we’re diving into the fragile egos, forum fights, and bluetooth-related breakdowns that define linux users everywhere.
if you’ve ever said “btw i use arch” out loud, this video is for you. if you tried kali after watching mr. robot? also for you. ubuntu normie? fedora gnome-lover? pop os fanboy? yeah, we see you too.
this is a roast, a love letter, and a group therapy session for everyone who has typed sudo like it was a coping mechanism.
I don’t know if the debian users are all like that, but the description definitely clicked with me…
Ehm, sidenote… what is this “make money hacking” thing? That’s illegal
White Hat Hackers are employed by corporations to attack their infrastructure so any holes can be found and plugged before the criminal hackers get there. It’s quite lucrative going by what the last big corporation I worked at paid for it.