You think you picked your linux distro? wrong. it picked you. from the emotional support of linux mint to the eldritch rituals of gentoo, we’re diving into the fragile egos, forum fights, and bluetooth-related breakdowns that define linux users everywhere.
if you’ve ever said “btw i use arch” out loud, this video is for you. if you tried kali after watching mr. robot? also for you. ubuntu normie? fedora gnome-lover? pop os fanboy? yeah, we see you too.
this is a roast, a love letter, and a group therapy session for everyone who has typed sudo like it was a coping mechanism.
I built Firefox in about an hour? Before deciding that Gentoo is my next distro. Hoping it would teach me more about building software.
It works so well on its own that I learned nothing.
I love it, it’s the best thing ever, and I won’t use any binary bistro ever.
And yes, USE flags are the bomb.