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gedaliyah@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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It's too good tuba true

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It's too good tuba true

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  • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I feel like it would work better if it wasn’t the first or last word. Just fiddle around with different words, and viola!

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    More like can’t see without glasses and only look lemmy in my bed at night. I onlu see 30%

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    I don’t guitar you can clavichord any random word with an instrument.

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      Sure you harpsichord! Anyone harpsichord do it!

  • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t think it can be that piano to trick people.

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    10 months ago

    You ever have phone sax?

    • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Ever had sax on phone?

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    As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

    • tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works
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      Sometimes both!

  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This only works because accordion is close according, not because they sound alike which is what everyone is attempting in these comments.

    This is similar to the phenomena that allows jumbled words to be read, it’s about context clues not puns.

    • NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      You very smartphone.

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