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garth@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

So, like an 11 or 12 then

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So, like an 11 or 12 then

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garth@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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      I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).

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      I dated a redheaded preacher’s daughter once

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        Did it work out?

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          No. Too high on the scale.

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          He’s still alive, so I guess so.

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      So how exactly are you supposed to move someone from the fun zone?

      Hey girl I’m having great fun with you. If you get a facelift we can start dating?

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        Hot is not only physical. It’s also mental, you may find traits on your partner that move them around for you.

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        Usually there’s a temperature knob you can adjust.

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        Alcohol

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        you break up with them

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        You want to date someone you find unattractive?

        Btw, the whole thing is more tongue-in-cheek.

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          Who’s tongue in who’s cheek being what makes it hot.

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      This reminds me of an ancient YouTube video drawing nearly the same chart.

      Found it

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        The chart is obviously based on the video, the parenthetical in the danger zone is a dead giveaway.

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