• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    He’d be legit hilarious if he didn’t have any power. Just old man racist mumblings like that one great uncle who comes to thanksgiving and says shit you’d never think of, like windmills make frogs gay and alabama should instead be called patriotstan.

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      23 hours ago

      Somewhere out there is a parallel universe where Al Gore won the 2000 election, 9/11 never happened, and Donald Trump is best remembered for his multi-award winning, 10 season syndicated TV classic - $h*! My Dad Says, before tragically dying on the toilet with a hamburger in one hand and his cellphone in the other.