King@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前You didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?butteroverbae.comimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up179file-text
arrow-up179imageYou didn't grow up yet, till you choose your power grain, what is yours?butteroverbae.comKing@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前message-square47fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 天前5.Sand What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 天前I don’t know, what is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? (this was the setup for a joke, right?)
minus-squarebryndos@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 天前Yes, and it’s so awful that I’m going to let someone else do the punchline.
minus-squareCubitOom@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 天前Its supposed to be a garbanzo bean. And then the joke goes like this: Tap for spoiler I’ve never paid $100 for some garbanzo on my face
minus-squareVerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 小时前Close, but your punchline needs to incorporate the full setup: “What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?” “I’d never pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.”
5.Sand
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I don’t know, what is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
(this was the setup for a joke, right?)
Yes, and it’s so awful that I’m going to let someone else do the punchline.
Its supposed to be a garbanzo bean.
And then the joke goes like this:
Tap for spoiler
I’ve never paid $100 for some garbanzo on my face
Close, but your punchline needs to incorporate the full setup:
“What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?”
“I’d never pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.”
Ahh. I have been out sleezed
I got joke autism sorry