I have a corn intolerance.
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cornstipated
Cornarrhea
hmm….
Her other hand is down between her legs pushing a corn cob up her butt.
Cornographic.
As written!
What about corn chips?
She is literally dying of laughter.
That’s dangerous! That toilet isn’t corn certified, I’m sure!
MFW I have to put a blanket on myself to avoid spraying the walls
I make a mean habanero pulled pork taco and this is how I spend the next day.
Luckily my wife and I have side-by-side toilets so we can hold hands as we simultaneously shit.
So true bestie
🎵 poopa stengun style
pop pop pop poppop pop
poopa stengun style🎵:-(






