I’m a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

I’m a chef man
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub



Sharpness of your knife, time spent cutting, how close your face is to it and I’m pretty sure just biological differences all play part.
I used to “cry” more from it when I was a teenager because my mom had shitty knives and I was just worse at cutting them so it took more time and I was shorter (obviously).
Now I only have any issues at all at home when I’m sitting down, which I sometimes have to due to bad knee and back.
And almost always get it pretty bad when I’m cooking with/for my mom and other family members at her place as she only has serrated knives, which makes it a lot worse, but she refuses to have anything else.
It looks SO MAD! Those “yeah! fuck you” jerks, adorable!
It’s hilarious how all OP did with this post is show everyone how dumb they are.
Seriously, how do you NOT understand the security risk of that?
Fully expected reply from someone posting these comics. You’re a shitty person.
I have never even had an inner monologue about wanting to support of continue consume the work of someone who made something I like after they’ve got outed for bad shit. It’s just and instant “damn, sucks to loose that thing but that’s all there is too it.”
I seriously don’t understand people who do that and the whole “separate the art from the artist” shit.
We have more than enough of literally everything, you aren’t giving up something that nothing else can replace. There’s more stuff to like and discover from nice people than anyone can fit in their lifetime.


Oooh, very nice! Thanks for making and sharing!
America and Americans plastering their flag and “fuck yuuuuh, 'Muricuh!!” on every possible square centimeter (not even gonna use imperial as a reference) never stops being one of the most cringe and constantly proven stereotypes of all time. I have this game where if youtube recommends a channel I haven’t seen before and it’s an American channel, I count the minutes until the US flag shows up in any way. It’s VERY rarely more than one video, no matter the length of videos that channel generally makes. The worst thing is when you find a channel you like and don’t think about it, it’s just people making videos about stuff they’re interested in, then they swivel the camera around and have an American flag the size of the fucking moon hanging on their wall. It’s so fucking weird, off putting, brainwashed and deeply stupid.
Heck, you could even have 2,5 and then 1,5. Just that the chance of long term survival for them would be way less.
I’d love to do psychedelics again, but can’t due to medication. Not gonna fuck with bad interactions ever again.
Username relevant, your brain and probably dick are just that.
I rarely cringe this much here on Lemmy, both your comments are just embarrassing.
STOP POSTING THIS DUDES COMICS! He’s a transphobe and anti lgbtq+. All the comics are also so thirsty in a not nice way.
I was more thinking they meant it’s something useful for women who’s into that stuff.


This is something people who call themselves tech nerds often don’t understand, they only seem understand “bigger number better!”. I have a vastly more enjoyable experience with a Mac than most Windows machines, (for many reasons, but most importantly for what you said).


None if you use a good adblocker, like you should be doing.
Saw a thread of these from, I think, the same OP that made that mistake. They were clearly not great at English so they continued to use that word in replies and new posts. People were going along with the joke and even making fun of the OP but they seemingly never got it. It was done well enough so I can’t decide if I think it was a joke from OP too or not.