• dumbass@piefed.social
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    3 天前

    Scully… you’ve witnessed more insane shit than the average FBI agent ever would in their entire career… how could you not believe in conspiracies… Unless you’re part of it and you were assigned to be my partner so you could be more of a handler, keeping me away from the truth but close enough to not figure it out Scully… But I have figured it out Scully, I’ve worked it all out… You’re the smoking man Scully… It all makes sense now… it was always you!

    • SSTF@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 天前

      Slow clap, Mr. Mulder. Slow clap.

      The last horse has finally crossed the finish line. I suppose now the real question is…what are you going to do about it?

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          2 天前

          Right after I rid this town of rapidly evolving aliens, with the help of America’s favourite shampoo!

          • baines@lemmy.cafe
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            2 天前

            have him grow out his beard, get a green shirt and bell bottoms and a large dog

            we got xcops why did this never happen

            at least supernatural did it