• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    11 days ago

    Oh my god, this SHOULD be an Onion article.

    “NORAD says it has the anti-air ready to shoot down sleighs”

    And it just has a whole article about how the department of war (yes, they legit renamed the department of defense) to say they plan on shooting santa down.

    And then they interview crying kids.

    That would be the best.