Not likely, he travels on a sleigh that is not powered by fuel and he gives every child a gift and expects free food and drinks… sounds too liberal for entry.
They’ll probably say some dumb shit about how actually, Santa was always an American.
I got into an embarrassing argument with a coworker after watching the daily show response to this on my lunch break. He was adamant that representing Santa as non white was orders of magnitude more offensive than representing Jesus as white.
I’m glad I didn’t have to interact with him anymore.
I would see this movie, altho South Park already sorta covered it in “Santa’s Balls”
is this satire?
Satire? In c/shittyasklemmy?! I should hope not!
NORAD will not only shoot down the bogey, they’ll also shoot the red guy in the parachute for good measure.
Oh my god, this SHOULD be an Onion article.
“NORAD says it has the anti-air ready to shoot down sleighs”
And it just has a whole article about how the department of war (yes, they legit renamed the department of defense) to say they plan on shooting santa down.
And then they interview crying kids.
That would be the best.