cm0002@suppo.fi to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.comEnglish · 11 days agoHas the Whitehouse made any official comment on whether Santa will be allowed entry into the Untied States this year?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up124file-text
arrow-up124message-squareHas the Whitehouse made any official comment on whether Santa will be allowed entry into the Untied States this year?cm0002@suppo.fi to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.uhhoh.comEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremkwt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoNORAD will not only shoot down the bogey, they’ll also shoot the red guy in the parachute for good measure.
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoOh my god, this SHOULD be an Onion article. “NORAD says it has the anti-air ready to shoot down sleighs” And it just has a whole article about how the department of war (yes, they legit renamed the department of defense) to say they plan on shooting santa down. And then they interview crying kids. That would be the best.
NORAD will not only shoot down the bogey, they’ll also shoot the red guy in the parachute for good measure.
Oh my god, this SHOULD be an Onion article.
“NORAD says it has the anti-air ready to shoot down sleighs”
And it just has a whole article about how the department of war (yes, they legit renamed the department of defense) to say they plan on shooting santa down.
And then they interview crying kids.
That would be the best.