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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 days ago

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • PineRune@lemmy.world
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    Mine has a knob that dings when it hits zero. The only way to turn it off is to twist the knob to zero, so it dings regardless.

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      Leave it open.

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        Then it will leave the light on

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          Electrical tape

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          Oh, that’s easy. Just jam something in the little door slots so it thinks it’s closed. Perfectly safe.

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          Huh, mine just completely turns off after the door is open no light or noise.

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