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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 days ago

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 days ago
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  • PineRune@lemmy.world
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    Mine has a knob that dings when it hits zero. The only way to turn it off is to twist the knob to zero, so it dings regardless.

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      Leave it open.

      • agentshags@sh.itjust.works
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        Then it will leave the light on

        • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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          Electrical tape

        • cepelinas@sopuli.xyz
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          Huh, mine just completely turns off after the door is open no light or noise.

        • stray@pawb.social
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          Oh, that’s easy. Just jam something in the little door slots so it thinks it’s closed. Perfectly safe.

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    For those who don’t know, on most Microwaves if you hold one of the numbers (mine is the 1 button) for about 5 seconds it will silence the beeping.

    You’re welcome.

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      We recently did this, it was a game changer.

      Now the main problem is that my microwave is also a convection oven and they did not design good enough thermal insulation for the electronics, specifically the display. Gradually, one by one, the segments in the display stop working.

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      I like knowing when I should pinch it off.

    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      TIL! thank you.

    • Eheran@lemmy.world
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      Mine does not even have number buttons. Just a bunch for different settings and a dial.

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    I took mine apart and ripped out the bell. Caution, massive capacitors can kill, even after unplugged.

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      I just held down two buttons simultaneously like it said in the manual.

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    That one second was the difference between ice cold and scalding hot.

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      So it’s not just me?

      I thought my microwave was broken lol, coz I put something in the microwave for an entire minute, still completely cold. OK let’s try 20 seconds more, burning hot.

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        Stopping the microwave also changes the cook timings.

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    I need the image without text lmao

    • FundMECFS@anarchist.nexus
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      Yandex Reverse Image search

  • sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz
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    I had a microwave for years that had a split second where you could pop it open, after the time ran out but before the bell rang. It became a family challenge for anyone using it. Aside from the ex, but she was a bit of a happiness-sink.

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