My life’s pretty chill, NGL.
I cast tapeworm.
Would have !the_pack@lemmy.world vibes IF IT WASN’T SO QUIET.
if i talk too loud i’ll scare away the deer
THAT’S VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU!! YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN FOR PROTECTING NATURE, ARROOOO!!!
LOOK WHAT YOU FUCKING DID

Not me.
I’m constantly complaining about all of my battles. Loudly and ceaselessly.
I see no complaining in this comment!
I’m calling poppycock!
Au contraire.
That was a complaint about my battle with this post.
Topical and rip Reiner

How I feel you first reacted to my comment.
Had a friend who would say this. He had what a lay person might refer to as “nuclear IBS”. Dude was definitely fighting demons in there.
I used to be like that but not anymore. Now all those battles are on the outside
Have you tried pooping? 💩
There I sat, broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted
I’ve fought this battle many times.
SORRY EHAR I CANT HEAR YOUR TITLE BROTHER!!! OFF TO RIDE MT MOTORCYCLE AND HOG!!! 🏍️💨‼️‼️🐖💨‼️‼️
AROOOO O BROTHER KEEP CRANKIN
Berk

I know right?! I hate it when people look at me like I’m some kind of criminal. They don’t know I’m robbing this bank, because i stepped on lego when I got out the shower this morning.
I, for one, shall be engaging the Orcs at Morannon, but I don’t expect you to know anything about this.








