Trump. Do you guys really need more?

I’d probably get banned if I gave the best answer(s) here, so I’ll keep it vague:

People traveling into the US from outside almost always use airplanes. If we collectively treated planes more fairly, then they would probably stop wanting to use planes, and then not bother finding another way to the US

Can I get a survival floatie raft to get the fuck out of here?

Can I stay in your basement until I invest enough in the local sperm bank?