HOW PEOPLE NAME THEIR DOGS
[a terrifying looking ball of dog muscle with bloodshot red eyes and sharp teeth] Princess Penelope aka “cutesie pie”
[the cutest little furball with a pink bowtie and a funny little tail] Lord Brutus Maximus Doomington Skullbane Murderpaw Eternal aka “Von Deathsnout”
I am going to start referring to my dog this way. 🤣