HOW PEOPLE NAME THEIR DOGS
[a terrifying looking ball of dog muscle with bloodshot red eyes and sharp teeth] Princess Penelope aka “cutesie pie”
[the cutest little furball with a pink bowtie and a funny little tail] Lord Brutus Maximus Doomington Skullbane Murderpaw Eternal aka “Von Deathsnout”
We give three names so when the dog is in trouble we can say all three and they know they fucked up.
Jesus H Christ, you shit on the rug again!