Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol
Fake: one can is surely not a bit too many beans
Gay: My gay friends eat beans. Anon eats beans. Ergo, anon is gay. QED.
Edit: My roommate, who is pansexual, says I should have said anon is pan “because you can put beans in a pan” …I think we might both just be very sleep deprived because, rereading this, I’m not sure either joke is actually funny at all but we’re cracking up lol
no no no, you’re right that’s a good joke
You can also put tomato and salad in a pan, but there is no tomato and salad, and that is sad.
The fakeness and gayness test is always mandatory, don’t worry about funniness